Utah Drivers

Where did you people learn how to drive? And why are you so rude?

• Did you know that when you come to a red light and want to turn right that you are still required to stop? And you are only supposed to proceed if no one is coming through their green light. In other words, it isn't your turn.

• Did you know that round abouts are not 4-way stops? You are supposed to merge into them. You people who are already in the circle are supposed to stay to the inside so that there is room for mergers. (Yes this maneuver requires some manners)

• Did you know that you are supposed to drive in the right lane? The left lane is the passing lane....MOVE over!

• Did you know that it is rude to tailgate? (If you want to pass, merge into the LEFT lane and do it!)

• Did you know that it is also rude to block people in a lane and not let them merge over so that they can pass a slower moving vehicle. (See above note about driving in the right lane)

• A yellow light is a warning that the light will turn red and that you should prepare to stop. It doesn't mean speed up. 

• There are some levers near your steering wheel. One is for your windshield wipers. The other is your turn signals. You should use it when you turn, change lanes, etc. Raise it up when you want to move to the right and down when you want to move to the left. It is simple..really, I promise.

• The shoulder or the center turn lane are not your own personal highway. Sorry, wait in traffic like everyone else. 

• How about you all get of the phone and pay attention! 

Flying the (Un)Friendly Skies

I have heard quite a few comments from people who think that airlines should have a section for all children and their parents so that those without children don't have to put up with them.  I never paid too much attention to these complainers and just thought that they are just grouchy. After my last vacation, I have joined their ranks and am all for separation. 

I just got back from a trip to Kenya, my once in a lifetime trip, that I have been dreaming of since I was a little girl. We scrimped and saved and finally went on safari. The air fare alone was around $2200 USD a person for economy!

Our flights to Nairobi were nice and uneventful...even got some sleep. Returning was another story though.

Leg one: Nairobi to London.
Our seats were in a mid section of around 50
seats. In these seats there were 14 children under 6 years old. And a bunch more under 12, but they weren't usually the problem. (Unless they were fighting with each other) Now I am pretty patient with babies that cry because their ears hurt, and well....they are babies. This was pandemonium for 8 1/2  long hours. Kids were screaming non stop (not all crying, just screaming), climbing over seats, running around, standing on the trays, throwing food, kicking seats, and anything else they could think of. All this time, the parents sat idly and ignored them. Finally after about 4 hours) a teenage boy who was directly in front of one of the worst groups turned around and told them to shut up and quit kicking his seat back. The mother of the unruly actually got mad at him and told him not to tell her kids what to do! A flight attendant was called and she  had to discipline this woman's children. They were quiet for about 10 minutes.

Leg two: London to Newark.
A respite. We did sit next to a family, but they all slept. I complimented the parents on how well behaved their kids were.

Leg three: Newark to Minneapolis.
 Two rows in front of us were 2 little boys with their permissive parents. Replay Nairobi flight, except throw in a DVD player on at full blast because they didn't want to use headphones. After landing, the Daddy says, "Wasn't that a good flight?"

Leg four: Minneapolis to Salt Lake City.
Another replay...a large "Utah" family..5 kids under 8 years old, and I am assuming another on the way because the mother was vomiting the entire trip. More screeching, kicking, climbing, nonstop babbling (isn't that cute?) and for a new obnoxious twist give your kids empty water bottles and see how much noise they can make with them!

Once again...I do not blame the children...they don't know better..

The Extinction of Wedding Gift Etiquette

It is that wedding time of year again...and this is for all you brides and grooms to be.

So, what is the new rule regarding thank you notes for wedding gifts, or for that matter, any gift? Maybe I am old school, but I am under the assumption that every gift given requires a hand written
note.

It is amazing to me that couples spend months and even years planning for their big day. As soon as the engagement is announced; friends, relatives and acquaintances are inundated with "save the date" announcements, shower invitations, and finally the wedding invitation (they may or may not make the cut for the reception). All of these scream "You have to get me a present!" Every bridal magazine spells out the rules: who pays for what, the time line, and YES thank you notes. The stationary usually is coordinated with the invitations and reply cards. Does the couple just decide up front that they can save some money if they don't buy the thank you notes or do they have boxes of them and just wonder what they are for?

We were invited to a wedding last Spring. I spent quite a bit of time, energy and money picking out something that they would hopefully like, wrapped it and mailed it. Fortunately I paid extra for a delivery confirmation because that is the only way that I know they actually received it. (I had a premonition.) I suggest that everyone that mails gifts be sure to get the confirmation. Otherwise you wonder: Did it get lost in the mail? Do they think I stiffed them on their wedding present? And most importantly you don't have to call to see if they got it thus avoiding the awkwardness of the implication that the happy couple has no manners.

Mailing gifts with confirmation may be the best way to go even if you attend the big event. We went to two wedding a few years ago. For both we brought their gifts to the reception and placed them on the overflowing gift table. Again, no thank you notes...we wondered it someone stole some of the presents. To this day I don't know....